Brief Summary - One fateful day a gang of models-turned-actors and a handful of seniors challenge some UV allergic aliens as the latter attempts to attack earth. If you are as lucky as me you will waste 2 hours and 10 minutes of your life watching frail aliens battle equally incompetent humans.
Rating - On a scale of 1 to 10 [10 being the highest] this awful film is worthy of a 2 DEFINITELY NOT watch worthy.
Movie Strengths - The Aliens, the design of their ship and its weaponry is impressive.
Movie Weaknesses - PISS POOR acting, SLOW, WEAK, DULL plot...for crying out loud this movie is based on a bloody board game !
Final Thoughts - This movie is such a DISASTER even the Movie Execs and financiers admit its a bomb...see for yourself http://movies.yahoo.com/news/comcast-chief-admits-battleships-bomb-185902868.html ...watch at your own risk !
I would've given it a 5, but that's okay. I'm easier to please. I did appreciate how they highlighted the maimed soldiers (I'm looking for a better word), since I feel like that last time America really took a close look at life for a soldier off the battlefield was Vietnam. So I appreciated that. Oh, and Rihanna (sp?) didn't suck as much as I thought she would :)
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